Joanna.
23, Las Vegas NV.
I manage a sex shop.
Full time geek.
Hufflepuff.
Animal lover.
Pans/bi or whatever floats my boat
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Reblogged from may  395,274 notes
Posted 4, March, 2016

untitledunentitled:

istanbul1997:

things I’ve learned to say to boys:
-you’re not funny
-don’t talk to me like I’m dumb
-I probably know more about this than you do
-don’t fucking talk about her like that
-I’m not comfortable with this
-I don’t owe you anything
-you just repeated exactly what I said
-no

Still learning but getting there

Reblogged from petitetimidgay-deactivated20240  116,957 notes
Posted 15, January, 2016

wocoamericawoco:

lizardsfromspace:

Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776! 

#MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE

Reblogged from thatsthat24  661,253 notes
Posted 15, January, 2016
johnlock-17: “ medusa-lith: “ fandomwhore123: “ angelaodinsdotttir: “ comic-chick: “ carryonmy-assbutt: “ theawesomeadventurer: “ stormreach: “ boss-hoody: “ thetallblacknerd: “ neonbakingsoda: “ lion-against-sjw: “ the-prolefeed: “ what? ” Skull...

johnlock-17:

medusa-lith:

fandomwhore123:

angelaodinsdotttir:

comic-chick:

carryonmy-assbutt:

theawesomeadventurer:

stormreach:

boss-hoody:

thetallblacknerd:

neonbakingsoda:

lion-against-sjw:

the-prolefeed:

what?

Skull poop L?

what is this really supposed to mean tho

Dea poo L

Deaadpool advertising is really weird.

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

Yes

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fuckin love all of this nonsense

don’t forget this gem

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@deadpoolology

so apparently ryan reynolds told fox they didnt have the balls to put up the emoji one 

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also there is the dick joke one 

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and the one they made in response to people misinterpreting the emoji one 

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@beyondrapture

@agenthgwells λιγοτερο απο μηνα

The dick joke one is my lockscreen 😂

Reblogged from pixelatedpixie  195 notes
Posted 12, January, 2016

pixievein:

nickisunshine:

Time waster comes to an online sex worker, asks about videos and skype, then complains that I “only see him as money” and asks me about meeting for sex when I clearly don’t offer that.

What do you want me to see you as, stranger on the internet? Friend? Possible love interest? Fuck buddy? Because no. You pay me. You get porn. That’s how this works. Sex WORKer.

@xxxblacklist

the only thing abt this that’s worse than him being a freeloader is wanting to perform oral with whipped cream like does he have ANY idea what the CONSEQUENCES ARE TO THAT